Top Ten New Band Names For Bands I Might Start When I Turn Fifty

  1. Superb Owl and the Autocorrects
  2. Tom Pain and the Angry Colonists
  3. Ouch
  4. Crushed by Knowledge
  5. Raskolnikov and the Brooding Sinners
  6. Earth, Wind, & Fire
  7. Low Power Mode
  8. Where’s My Wallet?
  9. The Great American Owl Scandal
  10. The Enigmatic Variations and the Co-Sign Delivery Company